No panic, just having fun with a bunch of career F/O's, you included.
You guys dress up in your airline costumes and type on some interweb forum about how expert you are, quite humorous. Read that Rand Dissertation yet? Realize how hopeless you situation is, every month you aren't on a mainline seniority list means years on reserve in Newark. My position hasn't changed one millimeter, you on the other hand are getting a face full of your future, in living color.
Having fun yet?