Originally Posted by
GunshipGuy
I don't know about that. If it goes like C'12 did it could be pretty quick.
MEC: We want 10, 15, 6, 6
DAL: You can have 4, 8.5, 3, 3, and you'll pay for some of that with your PS.
MEC: Well, OK.
DAL: Now let's talk about how we can reduce QOL for your reserve pilots.
Don't know GG, it went more like this:
DAL: Welcome to C2015 contract negotiations.
MEC: Yes, we agree.
DAL: What, agree to what?
MEC: Yes.
DAL: Uhh, OK. Prepare to be emasculated.
MEC: Yes.
DAL: We'll give not one additional penny despite our massive profits.
MEC: Umm, our pilots are expecting a few gains.
DAL: As long as they're funded by concessions, then that's OK with us.
MEC: Brilliant. Why didn't we think of that.
DAL: Well, you're not us.
MEC: Right. Let us know when and where to sign.
DAL: We will because this is a time critical deal.
MEC: Yes. Since we have so much time left, May we wash anybody's car?
Slightly lifted from that awesome YouTube video.
Carl