So this is a very unlikely scenario, but got permission from the wife to look into move to the NYC area. Neither of us have any family there nor have either of us ever lived in the NE before, but the job opportunities simply can't be beat.

Here is what I'm looking for, does it exist, and if so where?

1. must be able to sit short call from home
2. <$650k
3. 3000+ SF, garage, with an unfinished basement
4. good high schools
5. low crime

My guess is this place doesn't exist but if it does I'd love to hear about it.

Thanks!