On the bright side, all the deadheading to/from work I've been doing over the years on Delta earned me a pretty sweet million miler gift. A bag worth over $400. At least I feel valued by Delta. Gave my spouse the choice of the 20 year FedEx service award, since I couldn't find a single thing that wasn't junk. Ended up with a little tool kit.

Forget the service award, how about a contract?