^^^ Haha that's awesome.
Was flying in an area where controllers occasionally call traffic "targets."
App: Cessna 123, traffic, the target is at 1 'o clock and 5 miles
Cessna: Cessna 123 has target in sight
Unknown AC: Too close for missiles, switching to guns!
Another one when I was working for 9k
Fellow Aircraft, on Company: Cair XX, say airspeed
Me, on App: Yeah Cair XX, we're still climbing so ah.. uh... wait, was that approach?
Approach: Um... what?
Me: Uh disregard...
*Sniggering and several d'ohs on Company*