Originally Posted by Jefferson

1. Watching their whole world shift after they knock up a Flight Attendant and have a responsibility other than a (cool) car payment..

2.How appreciative they are after you tell them you will pay for their bourbon barrel aged summer shandy hefferveisen in the collectable pint glass...(dont forget to float a grapefruit in it!)

3. Pretending you didn't see them make a bonehead move because you have BTDT....YOLO!

4. Seeing them in the crew lounge 8 years after they told you they were "500 hours and out of here", but got a F/A knocked up and their priorities changed.

5. Talking them out of getting engaged.. for solid reasons.

6. The F/A telling you it was more like 4 minutes... and not good.

7. WDE!

8. Keeping them from getting you into an emergency.

9. Being able to pass a check ride in your sleep.. and make the FO look good doing it.

10. Really.. you can keep your job with a DUI now days?