If being an ag pilot (SINGLE ag pilot, my horrific mistake), freight pilot, fractional, parachutists, banner towing, charter, air ambulance, atmospheric research, intelligence work, corporate, various government assignments, firefighting, airline, instructing, etc. makes me disdain others' career paths and go to great lengths to tell them so, I'd rather avoid those options.
Additionally, "riddle rat." Really?
To the OP: Cape Air is a decent option if you are able to relocate. It's a great gig from what people have said.