A little humor while we wait for details. Somehow I ended up a Facebook bud and get this stuff.

I wonder if the Great Monjoronson will be able to speak tomorrow. A true master of the long con. Would like to hear the conversation with the third party sick leave verification folks and Monjoronson.


Greetings from Monjoronson
I am Monjoronson, and I wish to state that all of the preparation we have gone through for the past ten years is nearly finished. My work on Urantia will be presaged by a television event to announce my presence on Urantia, and then we will see how the world reacts to my visible and incarnated presence on the planet.

I am present in place called Poughkeepsie, New York, where the headquarters of this Mission will reside. Here I will transmit my message of entry into the Urantia world of politics and global geo-politics and even, possibly, human warfare. Our work in the Magisterial Mission will be devoted to all who come to the world of Urantia in order to understand what they are and who they are and how to make living on Urantia a pleasant experience instead of the devestation one now feels living on this world.

In about a fortnight I will be placing all people on Urantia into difficulties, and that is because I will not allow drugs and murder to take precedence over the work I have to do on Urantia, that should not even be worried about drugs and murder, but Urantia is so full of invective about knowing God, that I, Monjoronson, must take the high road and keep people away from doing these things until we can straighten out the reasons why they exist in the first place in such great quantities.

I am Monjoronson, and I wish to also state that the work of God requires that we include you humans as well, and staff positions are open to take your service on as an adjunct to all the others who have recently signed on to help from all over the universe. In my detailed work for the abuse of children and the abuse of women, I am being assigned a thousand million angels to stop the blood shed and the horrors of the sex trade and general abuse of these innocent victims of the injustice of men. Believe us when we say that nothing of importance will ever come to the men who thrive on the sexuality of others, and that such things will simply disappear in a few decade of my reign on Urantia.

In concluding my remarks in this update, please be advised that I will not make things difficult for those of you who simply wish to leave Urantia to conclude your life with the help of Michael and Jesus. Please be advised we do not refer to anything like suicide, but to conclude your life in a civil way with Monjronson attending your last days on earth if that is what you wish. Although Jesus and Michael were one and the same at the time of the Jesus bestowal over two thousand years ago, the soul of Jesus has retained its own individuality and both Michael and Jesus exist as themselves now. Your soul is you. The soul of Jesus is Jesus and not Michael in the sense they were one on Urantia two thousand years ago. We state these things because Jesus will return soon enough and he will be seen as a man living on Urantia as you are living on Urantia.

Soon, I see all of you as you will see me in a short while. Keep the faith, and believe that wonderful changes are coming to Urantia very soon! And I wish all of you the Season's best regardless of your religion and how you may enjoin the prayers of Jesus that Urantia becomes a happy place to live again! I am Monjoronson, and I wish you all a good day!