And being a CFI teaches you alot of things that you don't learn from being a student. If you gain 700 hrs being a CFI, you will be more experienced than most of these knuckle heads in the right seat of the regionals nowadays. But with the way you sound, you would be a terrible CFI, just like you said. just go crop dust for a while. you will earn the same that you do digging ditches and you will build some time.