Actually it's a brand new Porsche. It's really nice, historically, it's the nicest one in the world, BAR NONE! Also you have to buy it, or else. But don't ask what's under the hood. The Porsche engine has been replaced with a 15 year old lawn mower engine, which has no oil, no spark plugs, and a mechanic is going to be collecting all your money twice a month for the next 3 or 4 years.

But it's a brand new Porsche and everyone else is buying it