One day I was driving from my house about an hour or so away from the airport to the training center for my 88 to 717 transition. I had this 717 VFD in my possession and it didn't work. I really wanted a new one. I had this email I was supposed to send my request to was a female. And a Delta employee mind you.

So I decided instead of texting and driving I'd use my speak texting thing. I remember saying "I'd like to come in and swap it." Referring to my VFD.

I was about to hit send without looking at what it wrote for me. Something told me to look. And I'm glad I did because what it decided I meant was: "I'd like to c**swap it."

That was not what I was trying to say. At all. In any way shape or form. I'm still not 100% sure what that is and I'm not going to google it. Even though I'm sure there are plenty of websites, images, videos, video sites and so forth that would be glad to explain it. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.