Pegasus

[quote=Twiceskunkeddog;190344]Take that cat to China and it might not make it back alive!!

Moo Goo Gai Kitty anyone??]


Sing to the tune of "Cat in the Cradle"

Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
That it ain't pork or chicken, but a fat Siamese.
But the food tastes great, so you don't complain,
but that's not chicken in your chicken chow main.
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork,
But there's Garfield on my fork.
He's purrin' here on my fork.

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon.
That's the place where I eat every day at noon.
They can serve you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys.
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin' up his buddy at the old pet store.
"Not me," I said, "I lost my appetite.
There's two cats in my belly and they're tryin' to fight."
I was suckin' on a Rolaids and a Tums or two,
When I swear I heard it mew, boys,
And that was when I knew ...

That there's a cat in the Kettle at the Peking Moon.
I think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon.
They can call it beef, or fish, or pork,
But it's purrin' here on my fork.
There's a hairball on my fork.

(Apologies to Chapin, stolen from the internet.)