"Through NO FAULT OF MY OWN, I had to resign today from McDonald's. I was doing ok, until the FTD (Fryer Training Device) came up. They did not design a program specifically for me, and due to this, they caused me to fail. The instructer kept muttering about "kids from the mentally challenged group-work-home being able to pass..." but that was just to cover their own poor training skills! No problem though...I have an interview with Cathay Pacific next week and will be flying the whale into Kai-Tek!"