From the Cirrus Pilot Entertainment Handbook:
Abnormal Procedures:
Spin...........................Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Stall...........................Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS parachute
Severe Turbulence........Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Cruise Flight................Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Engine Failure..............Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Smoke in Cockpit.........Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Smoke in Distance.......Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Moderate Turbulence....Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Bee in Cockpit.............Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Hangnail.....................Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Mild Turbulence............Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Shellfish Allergy...........Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Month of May...............Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Visible Moisture............Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
No Turbulence..............Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Night Operations..........Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Crosswinds..................Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Irate Passenger............Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Low Fuel Warning.........Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Flight Over Water.........Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Flight over Mountains...Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Airspeed >80 KIAS......Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Instrument Conditions..Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Psoriasis.....................Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Flight Over Grass.........Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Halitosis.....................Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
When in Doubt............Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
Cockpit Fire................Pull Handle, Deploy CAPS Parachute
CAPS Parachute Fire....Kiss Ass Goodbye