Ninja,
Now I feel your pain for real. I did not realize that you don't get a CFI ticket from CAPT, now that bites! Sorry to hear you are done with aviation, but like you said, you'll still look for those golden opportunities to jump back in. I can tell you this, "I will never attend the CAPT program!"
Drug running is a lucrative career, so I see on America's Most Wanted, but I'd have to suggest contract work in Iraq. Those cats are making some serious moola, that is if you enjoy bullets buzzing past your skull. Regardless of all this sh#&, stay upbeat Ninja, and good things just have to happen.