I don't want to insult the guy, but it is a little scary.


If he had a nice house, I'd offer him:

1.) A #2 pencil (sharpened).

2.) a pair of blue jeans (newish), but just washed.

3.) A tube of toothpaste (in the box).

4.) A coupon for a free ride on Uber. &,

5.) A flashlight. (I'll even throw in the bulb.) (Ok! He twisted my arm! He can have the some batteries, as well. But, only two!)



....for his house.

Because, you see, the 5 things I"m offering him are more than his one house. Five is more than one, right?



And if he didn't accept it, I'd tell him he'd never get a better offer from me and threaten to go to the PEB/mediation. There is a time value of fresh toothpaste, you know.