“Have you ever been just fed up, and you think, 'You know what? Enough with the rat race and chasing some materialistic dream. I'm just going to chuck it all and move to some fishing village. Drink ouzo and eat grilled lamb all day. Charm tourists with my lusty, full-of-life attitude while subsisting on a pensioner's stipend? Sounds nice, and it is. Now what would happen if an entire country had that idea... at the same time?"
Grecian Burn - The Daily Show - Video Clip | Comedy Central