Telling women you're a pilot still works! Oh yes it does. The mistique is there but you have to be smart about it. Most guys have boring jobs that involve sitting in a cubicle and this gives us a tremendous POWER!! You don't even have to be an airline pilot yet. "that sounds dangerous" "well baby...it is". Be as corny as you want to HA HA HA. And laugh all the way to the "bank" Sha Zam!
How often can you donate plasma to supplement your income? It might help keep your BP down. Plus its not as ethicly tricky as selling your wild oats!