How about theme to fresh prince:

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became recalled by the pilots of Delta Air

In west Chicago I was born and raised
On flight pay loss is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
I put out a TA, that RA thought would rule
But, when all of the guys
Who thought it no good
I Startin yelling PEB at the membershiphood
I got in one little fight, but the pilots got scared
They said 'You're movin' out your chair, now get back in the air"

Maybe FTB can finish it.