Originally Posted by
tomgoodman
To pronounce any word in the British manner, simply raise your nose, wrinkle your upper lip, and imagine that you just smelled a skunk.

Along those lines I nominate today's tool a certain center controller who kept on pronouncing Papa like puh-pAAAH. There was an aircraft with that in its tail and it quickly got annoying.
It is not the 1960's anymore and you are not Audrey Hepburn.