IF you want off the plane that bad just threaten the pilots or flight attendants on our flight next time. We promise to bring the plane directly back to the gate for your comfort and subsequent interrogation.

The biggest reason we dont take you back to the gate is #1, if there is any significant delay, the company WILL cancel the flight as they will goto the back of the takeoff line. And believe it or not, as per our contract, we still get paid if a flight cancels. So the crew was sitting out there in an attempt to still get you to your destination rather than spending the night in the airport. Which, you would then complain to APC about Eagle because they stranded you in the airport!

Can't please these people...