Originally Posted by Metal Slug

A few short months ago, the tallest tree in the jungle began to bend under the weight of the fattest monkeys at the very top. Alarmed at the impending danger of their precious tree collapsing, the fat monkey kings blamed the crisis on an approaching storm and devised a plan to offer some of their bananas to the pilots, if they would just support the weight of the tree and prevent it from collapsing.

The dutiful pilot monkeys, always willing to sacrifice for the benefit of their masters at the top of the tree, agreed to suspend the Law of the Jungle and collectively put all of their strength into propping the tree up.

A week later, the storm passed and the tree still stood tall in the jungle. Successful, yet fatigued, the weary monkeys looked upward for their delicious reward. Sadly, as the tree straightened back up from their toil, the bunch of ripe yellow bananas offered by the second-fattest monkey king was rescinded and raised back up above their reach.

The exhausted pilot monkeys were left without reward, as the laughter, banana peels, and ripe poo continued to rain down from the lofty perch of the monkey kings at the top of their newly reinforced perch.