When Crew Scheduling has their Christmas party this year and decides to play the best calls of 2015... I might be one off them.



It was like 2am and my wife wakes me up. At that moment, I didn't who she was.

She said it was Delta. I had no idea who that was either.

She said it was scheduling. This isn't getting any better.

Then I don't know what I said. My wife the next day said she was listening to me talk and felt like saying "WAKE UP! WAKE UP!"

He mentioned a green slip. So I told him didn't I just pick up a 2 day white slip? he said no. And he was right. I have no idea why I said that.

He told me it was a green slip. I said okay.

And I'm not sure what happened next. Or how it ended. But I did do the trip.







For the record, I don't drink. And I never will.