It'd be a short book filled with crosswords and sudoko puzzles to take up space.

The first page would look like this:

1. Hit up FA for bottle of water on the way into the cabin.

2. Text message friends about how much your life sucks.

3. Look for cute girls. Sigh in disgust because you don't see any.

4. Hear announcement about "Unanticipated ground delays...you may use your cell phones" and throw in the Ipod

5. Sleep.

6. Wake up cuz the rotation was a little quick. Look around and go back to sleep.

7. Wake up at destination.