Originally Posted by
hockeypilot44
The worst I have ever seen was last October when the captain was asking for donations like the flight attendants do. He would then stand by the exit and hold his hat out like a homeless guy and hat-handle for donations. He then asked me to do it on my legs. I just left and told him I had to take a ****. What can I say? I had to **** a lot that trip.
It's good to stay hydrated.

October (Breast Cancer Awareness Month) is one of the most awkward months of the year to sit in the back of a Delta airplane. All of the begging, pleading and passive aggressiveness when requesting donations would make one think that the entire Breast Cancer Fund falls on the "chest"(sts) of the Delta flight attendants.