Originally Posted by
fp88ren
Some helpful takeaways from this thread:
1) Pilot customer engagement = pedophilia. Never give out wings unless hermetic barrier exists between you and kids. And don’t even think about giving “Billy” that airplane model!
2) The PA button needs to be soldered off. I hereby pledge to put away my old JetTrivia maps permanently no matter how badly I want to tell the pax about Niagara Falls at 2am.
3) John Wayne movies make excellent instructional guides when dealing with recalcitrant FAs (and kids).
Did I miss anything?
Yeah, road warriors want to get there on time and could care less about our PA's or how we wear our hats. Tourists could care less about our hats and want to get there on time at the least cost. Otherwise, American, United and Delta are brand X, Y and Z.