LGA is the bane of air travel. The short runways don't bug me, the visual approaches are fun, but once you're on the ground the sheer volume of stupidity assaults my senses from all directions. If there was a 1 car funeral, LGA could eff it up. Ramp, ground, and clearance drive me to drink.

They should spend $4b to sink the landfill and build a playground, not retrofit that turd.