Originally Posted by vagabond

The bidet doesn't really squirt. It's like a faucet. You, or at least I, sit on the bowl and wash myself. Depending on which part I would like cleaned, I face the faucet or I face away from it. I dry using a towel. It's like taking a bath, but only the bottom half of your body.

[Do you know how difficult it is to keep the description PG-13?]