I am the furthest thing from a uniform nazi, but since we're on the subject here we go. I was sitting at a table in the LGA cafe next to some unknown brand Delta look alike RJ captain. Messy curly hair touching his collar and a white shirt that looked like he had been changing oil at Jiffy Lube the day prior. At least 3 huge brown stains on a shirt that he probably bought at a consignment store when he got his 1st big shot at Braniff. At least he was sporting a Delta lanyard.