Originally Posted by
bintynogin
I would like to hear the recording of the PA while all this is going down and after.
"Well folks,ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhh... hold on."""
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Flight 5372. My name is Captain Howard, assisted by First Officer #372419. Also up front is his Probationary Officer...he's here to make sure the FO doesn't steal the reading light while I'm not looking. We're expecting about a 2 hour flight today at an altitude of 35,000 feet.....