Fixed it slightly, hope you don't mind.

You walk into an ambush (VC Style), the safety department reps got all the FDR and CVR stuff. They ask questions they already have the answers to. Like when a cop tries to get you to lie. Allegiant safety department downloads all FDR and CVR information at will. No gatekeeper here baby. And do so randomly throughout the system. Like when a certain so and so was called in for landing halfway down the runway in; starts with maybe a “b” ends with "?". Yikes, come to think of it I hope they don't download the cvr from one of my airplanes, I just happened to be talkin smack about all this APC stuff I write, screen name and all.. Darn..Ya riiiight.