Yup, APC's favorite "drunk uncle".

Somehow manages to be condensending and irrelevant at the same time, dishing out advice like it's still 2008, completely oblivious to the changes in the industry over the last half decade.

Man, I can't wait for Crimmas. Gonna get Bird lit up on the eggnog.

Should be fun; I hear it mixes great with the Kool-Aid he's been chugging.

Don't worry, Bird. That 5th 777 is just around the corner, it'll get here any day now.