From an interesting source:
1. learn to remain calm at all times.
2. one of these days, these days will be the good ol' days.
3. suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
4. life after death is an uncertainty, death after life is a certainty.
5. the government DOES love you, just not how it tells you it does.
6. men enter a relationship expecting women not to change, women enter a relationship expecting to change the man.....we're both wrong.
7.at one time, your parents thought they were just as good at lying as you think you are now.
8. people don't think about you as much as you think they do.
9. if you're ever high enough to think you can fly, please take off from the ground.
10. (i apologize for this ahead of time cosmiccowboy)...you CAN teach an old dog new tricks.