I guess the better option would be to pile into the back of a crappy RJ piloted by a 23 year old fo and a 56 year old captain with 3 DUI's. Expressjet used to advertise FA jobs on pizza boxes. With the quality applicants answering those ads, I'm sure you'll be in good hands. Then you can enjoy your 6 hour delay in ORD before finally making it to Tampa 12 hours late.

Nothing in life is free Andy.