Sounds like Ol' Joe is ready to take the hill! I wonder if the medical record release would be enough for him, or if he'd need to conduct a personal exam himself? Maybe he could play 'I gotcha!' at the golf course with some binoculars and camo. Man, he's gonna save us from ourselves!

Seriously, if they try to play this broken record again, it's going to be the same old tune. WRT sick leave, speaking of broken records... how about a sick bank? Can't we all just get along??