As long as we are being facetious, how about quit removing the retractable sun shades and printers from the new airplanes!? Maybe replace the clip on shades when they get all scratched up and nasty. And electric seats. (Along with my usual gripes: parking, crew meals, uniforms, gear pins, and babysitting).

Oh, and hotel language. No more hotels in business parks. Get rid of the BOS AM dump first. ��