Originally Posted by
Boris Badenov
The only surprise is that it took them this long to figure it out, given that charter brokers evolved from lawyers by way of used car salesmen and protazoa.
Why did God invent charter brokers?
- So used car salesmen would have someone to look down on.
What's the difference between a charter broker and a mosquito?
- One is a blood sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and Florida get all the charter brokers?
- New Jersey got to pick first.
Why do they bury charter brokers 20 feet below ground?
- Because deep down they are really good people.
What do charter brokers and sperm have in common?
- A 1 in 250 million chance of becoming a human being.