Originally Posted by yeagermeister

Why did God invent charter brokers?
- So used car salesmen would have someone to look down on.

What's the difference between a charter broker and a mosquito?
- One is a blood sucking parasite, the other is an insect.

Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and Florida get all the charter brokers?
- New Jersey got to pick first.

Why do they bury charter brokers 20 feet below ground?
- Because deep down they are really good people.

What do charter brokers and sperm have in common?
- A 1 in 250 million chance of becoming a human being.