It's that time of year again, 2 out of 4 of my kids are already sick and they are all coming home for Thanksgiving!

I told them to stay away, but of course they are coming to my house and spread their germs...I expect I'll have the crud by next Sunday, if not sooner, and I've got a trip on Monday. No worries F/O's, if I get what they have, I'll be calling in sick. My litmus test is,

"Do I want to fly with someone like ME??"

I told my wife I'd rather get a hotel room for she and I, order Chinese, and let the kids cook their own bird and destroy our house.

She said as long as they set it on fire before they leave, fine.

So...I got that going for me, which is nice!