Guard Retards!!!!!!!
My God-
I flew about 5 hours today. From Tx to the northeast.
What in hell is happening on 121.5 these days? Seriously??
At least 80% of the time, clowns were playing games on guard. No. It really isn't funny.
My question is:
-Who is sitting next to these guys?
There is absolutely no chance that two pilots in the same plane think this crap is funny. It is not funny the first time, and it really loses its appeal after 12K times from the same idiot. (In my experience today, I heard the same voice for at least 2 hours.... )
I know I can't change the mind of any fool who is gonna play guard games all across the country. I can't fix stupid.
BUT-I would like to appeal to whomever is sitting next to these morons. Whether the guard clown is a capt or f.o. is irrelevant. Crews get violated together. And someone is sitting next to each and every one of these retards.
It would be very easy for some FAA guys to catch you. They really do have the technology. And all our planes are equipped with CVRs. A quick DF or two, and they have the general location. Pull a simple CVR, and you are done. ASAP will never protect anyone from this kind of crap.
So...... Next time the guard clown in the seat beside you gets going, tell him to shut the hell up. There is simply no way to explain a violation for something like this..... No way in the world.
Imagine the interview for your dream job.... "You were violated for doing what on 121.5?" "Thanks for coming. Go **** yourself."
It ain't funny. And important people hear it. If you have any aspirations of moving on, please stop the guy next to you from doing this crap. You may just save your career.
(Not to mention that an actual emergency aircraft could really be trying to get help during the time these guard clowns are whacking off.)