Every single Skywest CA in our domicile, who frequents these forums, knows exactly who CCB is. The instant I mention APC, CCB's name comes up. I've heard some entertaining (in a train-wreck, pitiful sort of way) stories about the real CCB. None of which I will repeat here, since they are just rumors, after all.

Seriously though CCB, if you detest your job as much as you appear to, and if half the stories I've heard about you (some of them from very senior captains who you swung gear for back in the day), then you owe it to yourself, and to those who fly with you, to seek other employment.