I supplement my income by robbing liquor stores. This job requires no education. There is no interview process or medical evaluations. You set your own hours, and pay is generally about $100.00 per minute! The best benefit of all is that you can grab a bottle of Jack Daniels as you run out the door. This can be used later to numb the pain of being a pilot.

Ok, seriously, this race to the bottom is really starting to p*** me off Please, someone tell me how we as pilots can stop this insanity.