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Old 12-09-2015 | 07:16 AM
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KingJames
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Originally Posted by BiminiBendo
So after James and I finished canoodling last night, we talked about how we could transition him into a sweet management gig. I told him that if he ever wanted to earn the big bucks (1.7 mil), he was going to have to royally screw his buddies (remember those annoying NWA mechanics). We chuckled a bit, when I told him what it was like to see the faces of those Comair Pilots the day I turned the lights out!

I knew we were going to be friends the day that James turned a blind eye to my past and gave Jyri and I a stay of execution. Pilots coming into OCC and manning the phones was an unexpected present.

Thanks Jimmy!

High five guys!

Gosh, those pesky mechanics really were greedy. You did a great job at showing them who controls the purse strings. It's a joint responsibility to make sure this airline survives and is profitable. All we need to do is scare these pilots a little, tell them their futures are in jeopardy like we did in June and BAM! we will have a line out the door to answer phones, clean toilets and reupholster the entry way in Miramar. What else are we going to do with our 4 days off?

Thanks again for the first class ticket all the way from Boise. It was nice to not have to mingle with the peasants in the back. BTW - I think I left my tab open last night at the Booby Trap after that round of table dances, but I was too drunk from all the celebrating. Did you close out for me?

Edit -- if anyone needs me Ill be in Miramar thru the weekend burning off the hangovers and telling the new hires by the pool to address me as Captain. We are trying to fix a bad gutter issue at the building and Im helping out since day laborers aren't included in a 2015 budget. If you call the scheduling tree press 2 for next day ops. Ill answer.