Originally Posted by PotatoChip

The Delta captain who refused to make eye contact with me in the hotel lobby this morning, then when boarding the shuttle completely ignored my, "Good morning." Not even a glance at me. Then just the two of us, in uniform, in silence for a 25 minute van ride. You sir, are a tool. Merry Christmas.

Originally Posted by CheapTrick

To the pilot in the lobby this morning who kept staring at me and didn't zip his fly, you were showing your tool. That was a long van ride. Merry Christmas.