It sounds like you should apply to one of these other companies since their total package is so much better than ours. Or better yet, enlist in the military (yes, give up your commission) since an E1 has it better than you. Or even better yet, the next time your block rep is up for election, run against him/her and announce your screen name here so we can see what you will say when you think no one knows who you are. If a *****'n pilot is a happy one, then a lot of you must be the happiest pilots in the world. If it is so much better everywhere else, then just leave. Let some other less deserving pilot have your lousy job so you can go to Cathy or some other place where life is so much better.
Good luck in the future with the grass always being greener on the other side.