Originally Posted by
DeadHead
So do first officers qualify as the captain's emotional support animal?
Depends on if it looks like a pit bull or a lab...
So the Captain and his F/O are walking back to the hotel after happy hour when they see a dog on the sidewalk licking his balls. The Captains says, "Man, I wish I could do that!"
The F/O says, "That dog'll bite you...!"