Huge assumption on your part, and a terrible miss in reality. No newhire pilot at United would write something like this.

Based on your post history and the things you have written, I raise the BS flag. It all sounds way too fishy to be true. And what you write about the other airlines and especially how you write it. It's the type of stuff a college guy working his way through ratings would write. You're like the the Tim Martins story. Just way too many self-embellished accomplishments to be true in just that small a time period. I've been on various forums for a long time and IMO feel comfortable enough to raise the BS flag when I see it.