Originally Posted by
Al Czervik
SWA 236 tonight on ramp in CLT (after screwing up multiple instructions)
Ramp: "SWA 236 please stay on the outer line to the spot."
SWA: "Yeah..well, We have a lot more planes on our ramp than you do and we do it with less ramp frequencies"
Lol
Reminds me of the story about the guy who died and went to heaven. St. Peter is showing him his options...
St. Peter: "Here's Catholic heaven, that one is Jewish heaven, there's Protestant heaven and over there is Muslim heaven. So which one do you want?"
The guy: "What's that one with the walls around it?"
St. Peter: "Oh, that's Scientology heaven. They think they're the only ones up here."