I wish. No, our next topic for discussion which will provide us years of entertainment will be our impotence in moving our compensation ball forward on the game field. While most of us will be on the same side, differences in opinion in how we got here and what is the best path forward should keep the Fridge working hard to chill the beer and the microwave shaking it self out of the wall popping the popcorn.

Don't forget though that even when the list comes out, there will be plenty of conflict in and of that fact to ensure we can only look at Delta and United wistfully from the back seat.