Read it again.

Then read it once more without your tin foil hat on.

Still don't get it?

Sorry, no help from me. Go take your meds. Sucks being at AA where nobody listens to you, the rookie. Gotta come here to try to scare the newbies in the regional forum? Slinging gear must be boring for you. Maybe you could go wear some sandwich boards in your AA FO uniform and stand on the curb at UND or ERAU to scare them even sooner.